You look at the hotty stood in front of you and you realise that you have wanted to fuck him ever since you first saw him. You go inside with a grin that tells him you are well up for it.

Inside, he grabs your arse tightly and you think “Fuck the coffee” and proceed to snog him passionately and can feel his dick growing against you. You have often wondered what his dick would be like in your mouth and you feel it with your hand to test the size. It turns out to be massive and you think of what it will feel like forcing its way into your pussy.

He pulls you into his room and begins to strip as you kiss his body all over and he slides his hand up your dress and feels your wet pussy beckoning him to it. After a few minutes of rubbing your clit, he pulls his hand away and licks his fingers and then you take his dick in your hand and begin to wank him off. As you do this he is kissing you face and you are loving every second of this and are feeling glad that you sacked off your boyfriend as now you can really experience Italy!

You do notice that his dick is a weird texture though but do not think too much of it while you’re in the throes of passion. Your dress drops to the floor and you feel the warm continental breeze flowing through his window and across your naked body making your nipples even more erect than they have ever been before.

He puts his hand on top of your head and pushes you downwards and you flowing his lead gladly as you really want his meaty dick in your mouth. You want to suck it and lick it and rub it around your face and then finally have it forced into you in every hole possible.

It is dark and you can only see the outline of it while makes you gulp with nervous anticipation. You think to yourself “This is no antipasti, this is the full-bore main course”. With this though you plunge his meaty dick into your mouth and begin to slide it in and out.

Straight away you notice the texture that your hand was aware of. His penis seems to have small round bits sticking out of it. It is slightly nobbly. The next thing you notice is that it tastes really strange. Your mouth had tasted of red wine until just now but all of a sudden you can taste something vaguely familiar but not something you can place.

You try to carry on as the moment is still in full flow yet you cannot concentrate properly as you can now taste tomatoes. And now cheese. And you are tripping out wondering if you are dreaming your strange little dreams.

He is beginning to choke you with his big meaty dick and you finally have to stop. “BASTA!!!” you say. But he does not stop. In fact, he plunges his dick straight back into your mouth. “oh my god” you are thinking “this is what Italian boys are actually like”. You pull away and shout at him “what is wrong with you, I said ‘enough’ and I won’t carry on until you explain what is going on with your dick!” (trans).

The boy comments that he doesn’t know what you are talking about. You turn the light on and are greeted by the strangest sight you have ever seen.

The boy’s meaty dick looks like a pepperoni pizza.

You rub your eyes. It still looks like one. You wonder how drunk you are. You wonder again if you are dreaming. But, no, it is true. The boy has a pepperoni dick. He says that every Italian boy has a pizza penis and that they come in all different topping. Just like people have different coloured hair.

At this you quickly pick up you stuff, put on your dress and shoes, and run home as quickly as possible.

On your way out, you hear him shout “Oh, fuck, I forgot you were a vegetarian!” and with that you realise that he just doesn’t get it.

At home you call Willie who tells you that her boyfriend has a Hawaiian topping and that when she licks her fingers after giving him an NSBM hand-job she can taste pineapple which is “yummy”.

You get off the phone and realise there is only one thing to do. You realise that you must call your ex-boyfriend and tell him that a proper apology will make you take him back.