You call him and he apologises again and everything is ok, because you both really love each other and that is what matters most. What also matters is his determination to deal with his paranoia and your ability to help him with it by being open.

You say good bye and lay back on your bed, feeling satisfied that you have sorted things out but tired because you have had a dodgy incident with a pizza penis and a hitman in manic hours.

You try to sleep but can’t get your boyfriend out of you head so decide to masturbate while watching footage of you both together.